nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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