I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.