i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Boobs speak an international language.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.