for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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