go do what you do best...puke behind churches
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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