HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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