the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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