maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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