your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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