It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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