just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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