Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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