I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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