clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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