I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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