Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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