Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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