Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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