i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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