I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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