I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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