I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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