Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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