Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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