my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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