windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
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