I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
