STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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