Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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