Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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