Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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