It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
We need a shit load of segways right now
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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