You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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