Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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Be still, my beating vagina.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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