Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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