i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
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Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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