every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The beer is more important than you right now.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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