Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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