i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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