it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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