it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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