We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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