Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
splinters make it hard to masturbate
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Church boner. Awkwardddd
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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