its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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