I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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