Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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