she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
COCAINE IS GR8
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i believe in u and ur pee
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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