I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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