For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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