what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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