Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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