I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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