Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
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susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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