adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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